• Folstar@lemmus.org
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    21 hours ago

    People vandalizing the pool by looking at the pealing bottom some idiots drove cars on before it was dry and poured random chemicals on and had workers walk around scrubbing? Gonna have to suspend the '26 elections just to be safe.

  • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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    21 hours ago

    People taking pieces of the peeled paint. Was reading an interview with one yesterday.

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    2 days ago

    Are the people who vandalized the reflecting pool in the room with us Mr. President ?

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    2 days ago

    Good point.

    Why have we not arrested the criminal that has now vandalized the east wing or the rose garden or the oval office or the reflecting pool?

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    Alright, jokes aside, they’re likely arresting people who are peeling the coating off of the bottom. They’re not gonna specify that though, because that would require them to acknowledge that the coating is failing.

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    They arrested people who are going to be found Innocent in the unlikely event the DOJ successfully takes them to trial, however their lives will still be significantly disrupted.

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      It is clear that we need to have a serious interrogation of the contractor, and find out exactly why he chose the materials he used, the costs of those materials, an audit of the budget, and how the money was actually spent.

  • ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com
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    The enemy is always there, always under his thumb, They have no, names, no faces, but he has their number. Only he could save us from the enemy within… Zzzz…

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    Reading the article I can immediately tell this monument is going to stay fucked until the administration is out; they’re going to drain it, “fix it”, and have it happen again. Honestly, perfect metaphor for the administration, though.