This is true. I’m an old man now, and I STILL have a fear of Down Escalators, because when I was a kid, I had these two elderly aunts who had never had children. When we went to the store, they would both pound me with dire warnings to BE CAREFUL on the escalator, because if I fell, it would “SHRED MY LEGS TO RIBBONS!”

I think of that every single time I approach an escalator.

All you have to do is loosen child labor laws, and they’ll be fine. Another MAGA solution.

What’s the point of all that money if you have to use so much of it to manipulate the world so they won’t murder you and your entire bloodline?

Just get moderately wealthy, and and have a nice life, with nobody gunning for you. Is the bigger mansion or bigger yacht really that much better?

That’s redundant. Sociopathic Oligarch is better. Wait, that’s redundant, too…

Before he was so famous, I would describeTodd Blanche as Fred Flintstone’s younger, stupider brother, and EVERYBODY always knew who I was talking about.

This fuckin’ guy …

Oh there are “specific, tangible reasons,” and they’re all trying to pretend it’s not, but we all know it is:

There are two reasons:

1. To replace as many disgusting human workers as possible, and keep their paychecks as increased profits.

2. To surveil us in literally everything we do, force us to live by their standards, and punish us if we don’t comply.

Those are literally the only things the Sociopathic Oligarchs want from AI, and we KNOW it, and that’s why we hate it.

“BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!” - Every Sociopathic Oligarch

MAGAs are such pathetic losers, and literally EVERYBODY in the entire world can see it. And worse, even MAGA knows it, and they try to cover it with bullying, threats, and intimidation, which have long stopped working on anyone but their own loser following.

Their legacy as corrupt, treasonous, racist, misogynist pedophiles is fully forged, and there will be no redemption, reevaluation, or forgiveness.

Exactly. Every society has this strata of psychos who are constantly angling for power. A healthy society understands this and keeps them under control.

But now and then, a society weakens, and these people gain power, and it’s always the same. In the 1930’s it was the Nazis, in the 2010s it was MAGA.

It is important to keep these people crushed at all times, and not feel badly about it. These people do not deserve our empathy, or access to our rights, so they can abuse, manipulate, and violate them. We know where their “free speech” leads us, and we don’t have to tolerate it.

A healthy society is not polite to political psychopaths.

Who would have thought that lesson they would take from the Holocaust would be to Pay It Forward?

And MAGA.

The main issue is that these Parasites can’t hide their glee at replacing as many workers as possible, so they can keep all those paychecks as profit. They are pushing it hard, but we can all see that they don’t give a rats ass about it being better, or making life easier, it’s ONLY about how AI is going to boost profits through the stratosphere, and make them all Trillionaires.

And it’s OBVIOUS to EVERYBODY that’s the PRIMARY advantage of AI. When these jackals start extolling the great societal benefits at a graduation ceremony, it’s like the Groom telling his wife on the wedding night how fuckable all the bridesmaids were, and then wondering why his new Bride is pissed off at him.

Sounds Socialist.

Look who’s talking. Every member of this MAGA administration is a special needs child.

This announcement was timed to coincide with his big UFC Birthday Fight. We always knew it wasn’t going to stick.

“Sure you will Skippy.”

Nothing makes a doofus look weaker than threatening to do something that EVERYBODY knows he is totally incapable of.

The biggest vandal in DC is Trump.

Still less trouble than building and launching a nuke.

Lobsters are just the bottom-feeding cockroaches of the sea, when you think about it, and they’re super tasty.