Whoever does those signs through Orinda is always on fire and they’re always so consistently topical.
Hah! I knew I recognized that pedestrian bridge!
i was gonna say, i thought i saw them putting this one up over the weekend. i was disappointed i only got to see “HE CAN’T EVEN WI” but i knew it was going to be a banger
algaeda
Careful or he will nuke the algae
the button is in the white house, right?
That… That could actually work though… 😶
I am not sure if it would or not. You might end up with more algae in a bigger hole.
The biggest hole in the whole world, I hope? The biggest hole anyone has ever seen anywhere? I’m sure it’ll be! :)
Until the algae comes back, having mutated into in some super algae that will thrive under those conditions. Then what?
that’s fine, i have found this breed of super krill that thrives on super algae
We’ll have Supertrump coming to the rescue? :)
And yes, autocorrect, Supertramp was a way better nickname, but nobody would’ve understood it 😉
excuse me i lived through Soul Train, Grand Funk Railroad, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, and the Alan Parsons Project, which i believe was some sort of hovercraft. give me a little credit.
APP still holds up. Listened to Gaudi the other day due to all the LSF cathedral news and it was good.
I’ll add: Jethro Tull
my project that i’ve been putting off for the last 20 years is teaching myself Bouree on saxophone instead of flute, because my nephew was taking band and needed a flute so i gave him mine. need another flute now. I have downloaded musescore sheets people have made like five times in the last 20 years, i just have to get off my ass.
Do it! Stand Up was, IMO, their best album. Here’s another version for motivation: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e6Kyap5BTfo
I’d heard the random JT song on the radio, but after going through their albums those ended up not even being my favorites. Lots of good stuff on “Too Old to Rock and Roll”!
Oh, and I’ll add ELO, because there’s a space station on the cover of Out of the Blue.
🙌✝️🫡 I salute you!
BUT are you up to date with current affairs and do you know of Trump, an American resident??
who? I’ve heard of Mary Trump
That’s His Anointed Holy Mother, praise be
I just watched the new Baki on Netflix this weekend and Trump is a character in it and one of the badass dudes makes him piss himself. It was fantastic. Except they called him Tranp.
Watching it next :))
It’s only one scene but it’s an awesome show either way.
:) I’ll be sure to watch an episode today
Import emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!
The emus seem a bit redundant
That!
It was just a matter of crowdsourcing it a bit, until somebody came out with a more practical solution than aluminum sulfate.
Grab em by the flaggella
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Admin! Right here, admin!! I found another one of them flagella grabbers. And he seems proud of it too 🤮
ADMIN! I feel unsafe in this pool with that flagellite! All grabbing flagella and talking about it.
What you do in your own houseboat with your own algae, i don’t care. Just don’t wave it around in public and don’t expect me to solemnize any kind of marriage to it.
Baby Jesus was crystal clear as mountain lake water about this! It’s a SIN! Even in your room, Jesus WILL be WATCHING and JUDGING ✝️
yeah baby jesus is kinda freaky about flagella. don’t know what happened to that kid.
Someone might have grabbed his flagellas. You hear that all the time!
Algae survived the biggest disasters the planet ever has seen. Don’t underestimate algae. It will be your death.
The thin green line.

blue algae entered the chat
:: Now listen here you little sheit!! 😡 (starts shooting)
red tide syndrome entered the chat
:: now shit here you little 🦀
To be fair, as someone who’s fought algae for years, I can attest that it’s fucking hard to do.
But I lost the battle for way less than 300 million dollars.
B
You dropped this.
Both are true regarding my battle with algae.
GIVE THIS CHILI DOG 300 BILLION MORE DOLLARS THERES A WAR ON
It was those witches again. They cursed the national Mall to remain green until the unredacted Epstein files are released and the child rapists finally face justice.
wait it worked? i cast that one a year ago at spring equinox and thought it failed.
and blessed. any growth of nature is a blessing.
Let the algae turn into oil.
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