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3 days agoImport emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!


Import emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!


Somalia representatives: Eh? We came to talk about piracy, not about customers’ rights!


Who is Snap?
No, it is not. It is a normal state of things from now on.
Phone? No. But the CEO’s yacht is.