They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
We’re going to find out he’s just been meeting with some random Chinese dude who lives in Ohio.
With the way things are operating, I’m pretty sure you could get into the White House or Mar-a-Lago easily if a few people rolled up in a rented fancy towncar, suits, suitcase and someone to act as a translator.
I remember mike pillow enthusiastically taking a live call thinking it was the orange garbage only to find out it’s a troll.
Or a manager of a china (as in porcelain) shop. “Yeah, I’m the president of China… and fine dining utensils incorporated in Chattanooga Tennessee”
Four Seasons…
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Total Landscaping. And then, the country elected him again.
Perhaps with an Asian femboy 🤨
They’d just give such a rando some actual position after the fact to save face
The illegitimate son of Puyi and rightful Emperor of Ghyna… Or that’s just what his business card says.