They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”

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    19 hours ago

    With the way things are operating, I’m pretty sure you could get into the White House or Mar-a-Lago easily if a few people rolled up in a rented fancy towncar, suits, suitcase and someone to act as a translator.