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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

National colonoscopy

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National colonoscopy

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Please NSFW, no one should have to look at Stephen Miller without consent.

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      I agree, but I’m having such a hard time figuring out which one is which…

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    I appreciate labels for telling which is which

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      The polyp has a cheerful vibe, Miller does not.

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        I’m only okay with one of these in my ass.

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    1. is that polyp about to be yoinked by that wire loop and beheaded?

    2. how painful is that? That seems like it would be painful and cause some weird nervous system reverberations through seemingly unrelated areas of the body.

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      1. Yes.

      2. Not very, for a few reasons.

      • You are probably under anesthesia.

      • They are usually pretty small.

      • The nerve endings in your gut don’t register pain like your skin and muscles do. It registers more as mild discomfort.

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      You’re generally under at least twilight sedation so you don’t even know it happened.

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      That’s exactly what happens, but I’m not sure if it would be that painful. These things are generally pretty small, too, obviously.

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    I feel he’s closer to a hemorrhoid. Many polyps are benign or cause no symptoms, while hemorrhoids ooze and cause a great deal of pain like this prick.

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      You mean hemorrhoids when the are sick. Healthy hemorrhoids do not ooze and cause no pain, and are indeed necessary for our buttholes not to constantly ooze shit.

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    The joke is a bit cheap, you could use it for pretty much any face. On other hand, it has a point. He really is quite the ass-face

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    definitely cancerous, no biopsy needed

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    Approved.

    *thump*

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