Hey if you can’t get your coon-ass on in west bumblefuck, swampistan, you’d best spend those tourist dollars elsewhere! Only the locals will be allowed to enjoy the eerie rusting sounds of Miss Jennie’s creaking trailer and Slappy Floyd’s Cooter Shak. It’s a World Southern Heritage Site but them’s how the crawdads tumbles! Sorry forriners!

Which cocktail is appropriate for this? Manhattan doesn’t sound right. Whiskey sour? No. Hm.

Why would someone do that to their face?

Y’know none of this would be necessary if we taught media literacy in the first place. You see- Ow!

Alright, alright, fine.

There’s no evidence you’re corrupt pieces of shit. But. Y’know.

That is the slyest insult possible.

Here you demented rapist pig, eat some of your cheap ass greasy snoutmeat patties out of a box! You like that don’t you! Yeah you do! Yeah you do!

It’s 100% guaranteed to work.

I wish we all didn’t know how true this was. But it is.

Yeah. They did. They should be impeached. As soon as Congress stops sniffing its own butt maybe it’ll get around to that.

True, but that’s the role of the Supreme Court. Until a successor court (presuming there is one) does that, which may not be for another decade, the lower courts will follow these horrible decisions because they are precedent even though wrongly decided.

Of course, Congress could act. But. Y’know. We can’t even elect a President much less a majority of both houses.

And yet here we are.

*jerk-off motions*

taxing the poor is beyond idiocy, which is why this is so perfect for the administration

While that’s true, the other two branches are routinely populated by people of wildly differing ideologies. In law, it’s the law which is supposed to be stronger as time goes on, which is why established precedent is a thing. When they reverse it, it un-does all the decisions made down the line that were based on that. Which is a huge clusterfuck and in general very expensive for everyone such that even those wrongly convicted can’t unfuck themselves without money.

The proper way to handle that is to make good law which this clown shit of a court has been very poor at doing.

Aww that’s cute. The conservative hate monger thinks trump cares about Americans.

Everyone who works with trump gets shit on, conservative hate monger! No Exceptions!

Or is he simply a moron?

Are you joking?

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

“We are concerned that the U.S. Government has chosen to fast-track the admission of Afrikaners, while actively fighting court orders to provide life-saving resettlement to other refugee populations who are in desperate need of resettlement,” Rick Santos, head of Church World Service, one of the resettlement groups suing the government, said in a statement last week.

“By resettling this population, the Government is demonstrating that it still has the capacity to quickly screen, process, and depart refugees to the United States. It’s time for the Administration to honor our nation’s commitment to the thousands of refugee families it abandoned with its cruel and illegal executive order.”

Yup

Direct link to survey

A majority of people surveyed had an overall negative perception of the U.S., marking a steep decline from last year. America’s reputation took a particularly massive hit in EU countries — perhaps unsurprisingly, as U.S. President Donald Trump has called the bloc “horrible,” “pathetic” and “formed to screw the United States.”

. . . Meanwhile, China kept improving its global standing, overtaking the U.S. for the first time and recording mostly positive perceptions in all regions except Europe. Russia, the reputation of which tanked in the wake of President Vladimir Putin’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine in 2022, is still (slightly) more unpopular than the U.S. — though its image is also improving.

Trump’s reputation is in line with that of his country. The survey showed he’s less popular worldwide than his Russian and Chinese counterparts, Putin and Xi Jinping.

Trump recorded the worst score among a range of political, cultural and spiritual leaders that includes X owner Elon Musk, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, the late Pope Francis, Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian.

Ouch, less popular than Pooty-poot.

Generative AI was always garbage and our oligarch overlords tried to out dick-wave each other for years wasting hundreds of billions of dollars and cratering their in-house teams.

Will they learn their lesson and abandon this impossibly broken technology?

Nope!