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All of them
I would just buy the government, install my self as a dictator.
Now for my agenda:
Universal Basic Income
Fair wages
Strengthen Union Rights
Universal Socialized Healthcare
Equal Rights
Paid Holidays
More Vacation Times
Progressive taxation
etc. etc. all the good things
Then order statues of me built in every major city. Schools will have to teach of how benevolent I am. I will live on forever as the greatest benevolent dictator ever.
Then create a constitutional framework that is both democratic, and establish socialism as one of the goals of civillization. Incorporate the concept of Defensive Democracy with socialism entrenched into the constitution. Eventually, socity will be equal, and the state is no longer necessary. Add a clause that allows people to disband the state if 60% of the people want to.
With these rules, hold elections, while I oversee everything to make sure its working correctly. And once I have ensured the stability, I will resign, and enjoy life.
(Okay maybe I daydream too much. But I always want to be the best benevolent dictator in history of humankind 😅)
Some… someone get this guy into the government
The power will go to his head when people start trying to assassinate him. He will go crazy looking for plotters and purge a bunch of people, establish secret police to look for them, and it will end as badly as every well intentioned moment in human history.
This is human nature and we can’t stop it. People will try to kill him and his family and he will lose his mind because of it.
Sorry to be a Debby downer.
Rich people as so unimaginative and foolishly selfish, if you did all of this the people of whichever country you bought would treat you like a god and defend you to the death. Benevolent rulers inspire loyalty.
You need way less money for this plan than you think. I’m still working on the framework, but start doing some research into starting a non-profit apartment complex. I believe this will be the easiest way to create a foothold to save the world.
People in homes (non-profit apartments), food in mouths (contracts with companies to become an internal job board for tenants + start moving grocery stores into the apartments), life enriched (entertainment, travel, work-life balance)
These are the building blocks required for life, and providing them with a servant mindset will inspire people to expect that everyone should have these. It’s the same concept of “I had it this way [hard] when I was little, you should too”
MAN THINKERS - Are All Rich People Pedophiles?: https://youtu.be/JftenwRmtAs
That was amazing. Haha.
Just on observational experience it appears that extreme wealth does indeed pervert the mind
I mean at that point its a pathological need to be ‘better’/different from everybody else. Poor people can travel the world, poor people can take a booze cruise even if they don’t own the yacht, poor people can even go to space if they train and study enough. If poor people are pedos its a whole lot harder for them to get away with it and they definitely can’t have parties or tell anyone about it. So the exclusivity, plus the fact that its become ritualized and used for blackmail purposes mean that once you’ve been pushed to cross that line once, you keep crossing it, and pushing others to cross it with you.
We live in a class system of 3 classes Poor, middle, and pedo.
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but this really feels like normalizing something that shouldn’t be normalized and I dislike it.
There is no middle class!
The phrase ‘middle class’ is a successful psyop campaign intended to cripple class solidarity; there is a working class, and an ownership class
“middle class” is more like “upper working class”
Fred and Debbie are the last breeding middle class couple.
Donate now to save them from extinction! 🐼
Oops, too many donations, now they are pedo.
Don’t we have poor and middle pedos? Maybe that’s just the social elevator at work then 🤷
No no, we’re thinking of things to do besides molesting children.
Every. Goddamn. Time.
You’re so wealthy you’ve done everything else.
Maybe immortality is inside a child’s asshole. I’m just asking questions.
It might be as simple as doing what you know best.
Fratbro campus rapist becomes blow snorting horny middle manager becomes strip-club frequenting VP Yes-Man becomes CEO Horndog Chief Executive. Why would this person donate to charity or build out infrastructure or sponsor art or explore the world or the stars? They didn’t get rich doing any of that. They got rich wrangling under-aged girls for their bosses for the last 30 years.
Musk is a great example. The whole foundation of his trillion dollar empire was him throwing orgies at Stanford for his richer friends.
I don’t believe that man can throw an orgy. I’m not even saying that like everyone who throws an orgy is cool, like I’ve done it before and I’m on fucking lemmy, some real losers can pull off an orgy. But Elon, not only does this go against his ex wife’s accounts of their college experiences, it’s also just like he’s too incel category loser. He thinks he’s suave, but not in a “has done things at band camp that the normies are way too awkward to even ask for” way, more of a weirdo asking everyone way
I mean theres levels of orgies. Musk definitely isnt a ‘safe space, enthusiastic consent, red/yellow/green’ orgy type person, but he is the ‘order 20 prostitutes from someone who won’t ask any questions about what they went through’ type.
Oh yeah, ngl sometimes I forget about sex work from the customer side… He absolutely is the sort to hire a bunch of night laborers for a party.
Hey, there’s nothing inherently wrong with frequenting strip clubs. Where else are you going to have a beer and watch a dude in playboy pyjamas wearing a dog leash get walked around the place by a 6’ tall stripper in stilettos?
That depends, is the stripper six feet with or without the heels?
6’‘3’ without
So she’s a midget stripper wearing 2 and a half foot heels?
Without. I’m a fairly tall dude myself, so looking upwards at a woman was a bit of a novel experience.
THIS IS WHAT SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB ACTUALLY BELIEVES
“you’ve gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into this boy’s hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.”
Bryan Singer just preyed on homeless kids.
Out of the loop?
tl;dr: Rich people
Epstein’s island
Damn, where y’all been living? Can I join?
I mean, it’s like when you’ve tasted everything already, panda starts to look a lot like dinner.
Besides, everyone secretly wants to bang kids. Little leeches, taking up all that room with nothing to contribute, they need a good shagging.
I’m not talking some kind of gonzo hate fuck here, just a good bit of slap and tickle, maybe some head
Children, the new caviar of sex.
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
Report it. Most admins don’t take kindly to this, even as a joke or trolling.
Or a comic?
2 cups of bleach mixed with one cup of ammonia
Mate i think that’s just you
Go get some help
You’re a little late.
It already got deleted by mods.
However, I’m kind of amazed anyone could take that serious. Like, I get that tone doesn’t translate to text all the time, but everything in it was building off the final panel of the comic.
While certainly going further than the comic, it’s based in the same idea the final line is about caviar ffs.
Tbh, I would say that anyone assuming it was some kind of serious statement is an idiot. It’s absurdly over the top. It isn’t the kind of humor everyone likes for sure. But it’s the same fucking joke as the post: the rich want to diddle kids.
Like, there’s always going to some degree of “you can’t joke about that” any time it’s around sensitive subjects, but you’re the only one so far that’s been blind enough to presume it’s anything other than humor.
Not that it matters, as the deletion federates, it’ll go byebye, so you won’t have to see it again.
Not deleted here.
You’ve fallen victim to the people who need a /s to recognize irony.
The same people that were, only seconds ago, laughing at the same joke.
It happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i took a screenshot
Congratulations?
and then i will repost it when someone inevitably reposts this comic and claim it as my own and only i will have the proof your reign will end long live me
Lmmfao! That’s brilliant :)
Ahhhhhhhhh I am so unsure of the ratio of sarcasm/irony to reality here ahhhhhhhhh
Hey, they can’t all be winners. You go dark, it isn’t always gonna play
The dark jokes that don’t land are the best tbh
It’s all about the audience. That bit would get a better reaction among some of the EMTs I know. It isn’t all EMTs, but they tend to use gallows or dark humor as a way to deal with the ugly.
Tbh, anyone that deals with the ugly has to find a way to deal, and humor, no matter how dark, is a lot better than some of the other options.
I’mma be honest, I didn’t laugh at you post but I got laugh at the reaction and uncertainty without a /s. Not that the reaction isn’t justified, though, cause Jesus fucking Christ, man.
Too far, but I suppose I appreciate the effort/sentiment.
right? it’s only ok when you aren’t joking and run for president
Can someone report this one to the FBI?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
