• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    You’re so wealthy you’ve done everything else.

    Maybe immortality is inside a child’s asshole. I’m just asking questions.

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      It might be as simple as doing what you know best.

      Fratbro campus rapist becomes blow snorting horny middle manager becomes strip-club frequenting VP Yes-Man becomes CEO Horndog Chief Executive. Why would this person donate to charity or build out infrastructure or sponsor art or explore the world or the stars? They didn’t get rich doing any of that. They got rich wrangling under-aged girls for their bosses for the last 30 years.

      Musk is a great example. The whole foundation of his trillion dollar empire was him throwing orgies at Stanford for his richer friends.

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        I don’t believe that man can throw an orgy. I’m not even saying that like everyone who throws an orgy is cool, like I’ve done it before and I’m on fucking lemmy, some real losers can pull off an orgy. But Elon, not only does this go against his ex wife’s accounts of their college experiences, it’s also just like he’s too incel category loser. He thinks he’s suave, but not in a “has done things at band camp that the normies are way too awkward to even ask for” way, more of a weirdo asking everyone way

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          I mean theres levels of orgies. Musk definitely isnt a ‘safe space, enthusiastic consent, red/yellow/green’ orgy type person, but he is the ‘order 20 prostitutes from someone who won’t ask any questions about what they went through’ type.

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            Oh yeah, ngl sometimes I forget about sex work from the customer side… He absolutely is the sort to hire a bunch of night laborers for a party.

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        Hey, there’s nothing inherently wrong with frequenting strip clubs. Where else are you going to have a beer and watch a dude in playboy pyjamas wearing a dog leash get walked around the place by a 6’ tall stripper in stilettos?

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      “you’ve gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into this boy’s hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.”