The artist had waaay too much fun drawing the background
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
This reminded me of that one SCP about a mountain full of machinery that somehow manufactures a single bird every once in a while.
Seems like someone didn’t follow ratios. We gotta improve that BPM (bird per minute)
Who has custody of the mug right now?
…please tell me you guys didn’t lose the damn mug?
I lost it after accidentally stepping on, and breaking my daughter’s doll :(
Ofc we will sell it to the highest bill. It would be totally illogical to give it to the most worthy one. Not under capitalism.
Nah, death tournament, like Highlander.
“There can be only one!”
I want this comic on a mug
Maybe it’s like the “World’s Youngest Person” award that gets cycled through rapidly and is contingent on who last purchased the mug.
To that end, I suggest we serialize and globally synchronize them so people know the order in which “World’s Best Dad” was awarded.
But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all
And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title
But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won’t want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families
I þink it’s more: “greatest” is subjective. Many kids believe þeir dad is þe greatest, and þey’re not necessarily wrong.
Heresy. There can be only one.
draws sword
“Only one greatest dad” kinda sounds like a neckbeard fantasy where, somehow, þey’re þe only man left alive in a world of women.
Where in the world is is father’s day today?
Most places that observe it.
According to Claude AI, most places.
Americas: USA, Canada, Mexico, Argentina, and most of Latin America
Europe: UK, France, Netherlands, Greece, Bulgaria, Croatia, Hungary, Malta, Turkey, Ukraine
Asia-Pacific: India, Japan, Philippines, Malaysia, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Hong Kong, Macau, Singapore, China (informally)
Africa: South Africa, and most of the continent
Fixed June 21 group — Arab nations that use the first day of summer as a fixed date, including Egypt, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and the United Arab Emirates (CalendarDate) , plus Sudan. In 2026 that fixed date happens to land exactly on the third Sunday, so both blocs celebrate together on June 21
Fuck off with your AI slop. Wikipedia isn’t murdering the planet and doesn’t make you dumber with every use and has a handy table which is what that slop garbage probably ripped off in the first place. And took me probably less time to pull up than your garbage probably took too query
chill dude
When they’re literally contributing to one of the largest crisese in human history? No
that’s your call, but i’ll just point you toward the community rules
Quite a few places:
I think this is the first time I have seen blatant AI usage been upvoted on lemmy.
I figure low stakes stuff like this is a reasonable use case. The scale of AI these days is astronomical, to the point that me running this same query 100,000 times or not would be such a small drop in the bucket that it would be largely symbolic.
oh no someone did a google and screenshotted the ai summary. CRUCIFY THEM
It is actually incredible that there are 31 different dates for Father’s Day in use around the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father’s_Day#Dates
I would’ve thought there were more. Like, there must be at least a hundred fathers out there?
nope! just 31
