I’m so proud to American
I was hoping to see Justin Trudeau box djt one day.
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We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
It’s way worse, Idiocracy had good faith leaders, our are pieces of shit.
they only had good faith leaders long after the pieces of shit had set the world up in a way where everything would be shit unless someone had some sort of cold storage device for humans that would wake them up 500 years later
Where can we sign up to be put into cold storage?
first you gotta join the army, then be the most average person possible, and also have no drive to do anything. good luck
I’m halfway there! But somehow I’m the second half of the way there.
The Orange Shitstain vs the Lunatic Ayatollah would be better.
Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull-fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out among themselves.
-All Quiet on the Western Front.
Okay but I want to be on that fight card. I have challenged Stephen Miller dozens, maybe even hundreds, of times at this point.
I’m pretty sure in a fair fight I could take RFK and Kid Rock together.
RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie
Promise to also give him a wedgie and a wet willy for me. For the good old times sake.
I’m gonna make him cry and eat dirt.
I’m in! Any situation where trumps get punched in the face is ok by me.
would be the first cage fight i ever watched
Ironically, I actually saw the cage fight where The Undertaker took out Mankind. I was visiting someone who was a big WWF fan and they had it playing.
Non-scripted fighting? Can’t say I’ve ever watched that.
I miss ShittyMorph.
Widely regarded as one of the best wrestling matches of all time.
It was definitely the peak of the genre.
You realize that undertaker and mankind in a cage doesn’t exactly narrow it down.
I know which one you’re talking about, but that was something they did a few times a year from 1996 to roughly 2001.
That match even has it’s own copypasta.
Even I, that live in Europe and have never seen a single cage match, knows about that one lol
doesn’t exactly narrow it down.
I know which one you’re talking about
Way to contradict yourself 🙄
That match literally has its own Wikipedia page. Very much narrows it down.
I absolutely hate this timeline 🙄
This is our regularly scheduled reminder that we absolutely need celebrity death match to be brought back.
Someone just rip the idea off if the rights are unattainable.
Now a fight to the death, that I could get behind. I’m thinking we give hunter a net and trident, and don jr idk. Gladiator game, nationally televised. Fuck yeah, let’s do it.
I want to see Hunter smash the shit out of stephen miller.
I’d like to see anyone clobber PeeWee Himmler, but I’d prefer it to be a minority, and/or a woman. I’d LOVE to see an Abuela beat him into a sobbing fetal position with a chancla.
We were supposed to see Zuckerberg and musk, but then musks mom said he couldn’t play. Then we were all sad.
We all knew Musk would bitch out.
Let’s fucking go. Should be a monthly fight.
One of the first big civ’s in SEA ( I forgot if it was the harrapans or in (one of?) the first megacity, near present day angkor wat), The king had to climb a pretty steep climb after every day of work, so if they got really old or glutonous, he couldnt use the kings house and thus not be king anymore. Obv the idea is flawed, but I kind of like the idea of a built in physical test, that would disqualify you from a position of serious power if you fail to pass it.
Just gotta say, the last time I remember two politicians challenging each other to a fight, one of them was Justin Trudeau.
Was the other one Angela Merkel?
It was Patrick Brazeau, a Conservative shitheel who was in hot water at the time for financial crimes and sexual assault. They eventually framed it as a contest for charity, and Trudeau kicked his ass.
It’ll never happen. They are bullies. Push comes to shove — cowards.
I’d watch that.
