For a second I thought Plastic Reduction Bill was some sort of character that got killed by lobbyists at a blitz afterparty, whatever that could be.

Damn You America and Your Title Cased Headlines, They’re Such a Headache to Read.

Carl Heastie is a traitor and anyone who supports him is an idiot, evil, or both. May he get plastic related cancer and never recover.

Resistance is useless. Kneel to your billionaire masters.