headline: trump saves baby from house fire
The story: trump was escaping a fire in his pedophile sex trafficking dungeon and accidentally knocked a crib out the door as he ran by
Why so contrvived?
In his panic he accidentally carried one of his sex victims to safety.
It was still ‘attached’ to him…
Let’s not make it graphic. We can be disgusted by concepts alone.
It’s hilarious that it wasn’t graphic to you before that, mate. 😄
Omg no. Its sad that that’s where your mind went first. I’m glad mine didn’t. It doesn’t need to be graphic to be disagreeable.
Then you haven’t been paying enough attention to what they don’t want you to remember, namely;
Trump and Epstein were inseparable fuck buddies that specialised in underage, unwilling participants.
Trump is a narcissistic, corrupt, paedophile whose every move is to do his utterly incompetent best to keep his history from catching up to him, ad infinitum.
The real wonder of the whole sorry fucking shitshow is that so many gormless fucking cunts are taken in by his syphilitic ramblings or provably false promises, and thus assist the ambulatory binbag of spray-painted second hand cumrags in his obvious grift.
The US as a whole deserves the public international humiliation being collectively reaped for allowing such a heinous example of a human being anywhere near power or influence, let alone celebrating and elevating it to their supposed highest office.
/Rant
Hey can you take your performative pearl clutching back to reddit thanks.
As he ran by…🤣
Stumbled
Putted by on a rascal scooter
If Trump raped a baby on live television, live streamed for the entire world to see, MAGAts would still be protecting a pedophile and try to rationalize it.
Ben Shapiro starts every other sentence with “let’s imagine xyz for the sake of argument…”
Trumps rapes women and young girls and the Republicans aren’t mad at all.
I didn’t even need an “if” at all.
I think the main problem is that Americans seem to think Democrats are any different
Anyone who has been alive for longer than 12 years knows they are different.
And yeah, I know. Apparently even suggesting this makes me a filthy liberal.
But sorry, you aren’t automatically a fucking diehard Democrat supporter simply because you acknowledge and accept objective reality.
Anyone on the receiving end of their foreign policy knows both are the same.
Both can be lacking without being the fucking same. Try inviting some nuance into things.
Yeah I remember when Obama and Biden killed all of our soft power worldwide for no real reason.
I remember when they tore up the existing Iran agreement and invaded them in an attempt to get a worse agreement.
I also remember now that foreign policy is the only thing we’re allowed to compare, so really good point!
It’s a good thing the pedophile in chief is destroying any remaining soft power for the fascist global hegemon. Hopefully it leads to collapse and balkanization!
Also like bro chill, we’re all on the same side here
They both support genocide, they both support the interest of the wealthy(and have been doing so since they were born) they both feed votes into each other, they both terrorize the third world and they both do nothing to address the root issues of your society.
Which party is anti genocide? Which party is anti war? Which party is anti billionaire? Which party is anti Israel?
The only 4 metrics that matter
Yessir
Actually, I’d shake the guy’s hand and give him a pat on the back for actually saving someone.
I would too but that’ll also be the day I fuck Tinkerbell on the back of a unicorn.
I don’t think it’ll fit, unless … uh? Poor guy? Lol
There’s a saying: if a grandma had a beard she would be grandpa.
Also, if a grandma had wheels she would be a bike.
I don’t really get that one. A wheel chair seems more likely.
You’re one of todays lucky 10000: https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc
