The only people that “invested” in this were either:
- Criminals looking for a quid pro quo
- Idiots
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Strange way to say “one million morons scammed by orange pedophile”.
Those poor oranges
Nah, just make sure you don’t give the orange too long in the microwave, and remember to wash the juice of your appendage afterwards.
No, investors. Clever, not cult affiliated invertebrates
I was under the impression that Trump used the crypto scam as a way of taking bribes, and that the people who were scammed out of their life savings was just a nice sort of bonus for Trump.
Yeah, the majority of the sum mentioned definitely is constituted by bribe money.


Donald Trump’s CRYPTO coin BOMBING after Donald Trump made BILLIONS and I LOST my life Savings is BIDENS FAULT!
-Free Thinking Alpha Republicans!
Really Excellent Thinking Alpha Republican Dudes Society
Am I supposed to be surprised?
Am I supposed to feel sorry for them?
Nearly a million investors laundered a total of $3.8 Billion to trump in return for favours
Frfy
Finally some good news.
Leopards ate my face material
Fish in a barrel. Every generation has to learn this it seems, always a new generation to dupe
There’s no such thing as easy money, the house always wins. no exceptions
The crazy thing is the default first crypto has been easy money, over and over. But most people who get into crypto in the first place think they’re smarter than everyone else, including the other crypto bros.

ok
Did you guys not pay fealty? /s






