I treat it the same way I would laser printer toner, at the very least I don’t want it on my desk.

Here I was trying to figure out what a chocolate cow was…

As long as every terrestrial node isn’t experiencing overcast skies, it should be okay.

You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

They should really consider switching from wildfires to some sort of renewable fire.

Ukraine will take them to make 200 kamikaze drones, in the ultimate ironic use for WW2 munitions meant for Japan.

Damn, son. You’re a masochist.

August 2009 and August 2024, but enjoy your… I don’t even know? MAGA money?

Petah, what kind of money do users who suck the dicks of oil companies like?

Elect the criminal President?

That photo is perfect. It looks like he has the mics up his nose, like a slightly oversized Hitler mustache.

The platform is to say whatever it takes to the people in front of him at any given moment so they vote for him.

During Premier Trump’s reign, on Reddit, that picture preview always pointed the way to the most roaring political dumpster fires.

No, but they live in LA where it is still hotter than it was in Greece.

Man, it’s always felt like that to me as well. Even the little guys make no sense sometimes.

George likes his chicken spicy.

Man, you really like your steak rare.

It’s bad, but is it?

Oh, I get it. It’s because they don’t have any phones on their heads.

Personally, only three, but they’re not hard for English speakers to learn. Most Americans only speak English though.

When you refer to America when typing in English, do you say États-Unis or Estados Unidos?

The US, and certainly it’s government, is not a monolith.