I’ve had a standing deal with God, that if he smites Trump with a bolt of lighting while he’s making a speech, I will become a believer and never miss a Sunday church service for the rest of my life.
The spirit of William Henery Harrison would be laughing histaricly. Giving long ass speeches when weather related medical issues are on the table (heat stroke in this case).
If he shits himself to death on stage I’ll rededicate my life to the Lord.
I will join your
cultreligion.sign me up too, please 🫶🏼🙏🏼🤝🏼
I’ve had a standing deal with God, that if he smites Trump with a bolt of lighting while he’s making a speech, I will become a believer and never miss a Sunday church service for the rest of my life.
So far, God hasn’t called my bluff.
The spirit of William Henery Harrison would be laughing histaricly. Giving long ass speeches when weather related medical issues are on the table (heat stroke in this case).
Not trying to be an ass, and I normally don’t do this, but for future reference: hysterically
Me fail english, thats unpossible.
Its all good.
Also spelling errors (which I dont turn auto-correct on for lemmy) indicates im not AI.
They’re going to train an AI to sound like a Gen X who still types in “T9 Speak”.
#ManMadeHorrorsIJustComprehended
instructions unclear, you are now to serve your landlord
As instructed, dick stuck in landlord
Looks like you forfeited your deposit
i think he left another deposit
I think the Declaration of Independence was pretty explicit on this and you guys just get another president.
Spooked by the fireworks, actually wouldn’t be surprised if he had a thing about loud bangs after getting shot at a couple times
“shot at”
Eh he’s a whiner so he’d say every attempt pretty much killed him