Rick James kidnapping and trafficking a woman with his 21 year old girlfriend whom he forced the victim to preform oral acts on her as he tuned in and is she objected, he would severely abuse her with a scorching crack pipe.
Dave Chappelle and Charlie Murphy basically revived the legacy and reputation of a horrendously deranged cocaine addicted sex pest.
As if Chappelle isn’t already falling off hard enough I candidly pointed out how even his golden years weren’t as golden as they seemed either.
Not too long ago I met this girl, who had dated this waiter who once served Madonna a whiskey sour in a bar in Luton, and apparently she fished the ice out of her glass with her FINGERS. And she had a bit of parsley stuck between her front teeth.
That’s fucking disgusting. I bet she didn’t even traffic any children that year either.
That was the year she assassinated Weird Al
Jesus H Fucking Christ in a Taxicab!
Oh no, Madonna is a human!
not after those plastic surgery stints. she reclaimed her natural form.
Oh yeah? This makes me like Madonna more. I would assumed real assholes would tell the waiter to remake their drink instead of just fixing it herself. Good for her.
Who cares about the parsley?
That’s not how jokes work.
I wasn’t trying to make one.
Does fishing ice out of your drink make you an absolute horrendous individual? Or is it the parsley?
What makes it an horrific media scandal? I’m trying to understand.
Yes, I know. You are trying to draw meaningful real-world inferences from the nonsense stated in a silly made up story presented as a joke. You are trying to form conclusions from the text when all the meaning is in the subtext that you are apparently not picking up on. Or your humour is extremely dry, but I live with aspies, so I’m going with this.
Okay. You were saying notsosure was making the joke and it flew over my head.
Well that’s true. I thought they were serious.
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