Hush, so am I.

The money!

What is a fully US independent search engine?

Suck it up.

How can anyone be so data blind? These things are studied by actual biologists.

There is indeed a very small scientific community that has some (very preliminary) research done on a “nervous system” in plants. The wood-wide-web is part of those hypothesis. It is very intriguing, but reading the interviews with these scientists and their publications didn’t leave me with the impression that plants feel emotions, or that they think, are cognitive or learn from pain. Do you have scientific data to proof otherwise?

Don’t be a jerk.

Remigration doesn’t seem to be an option?

Overall, most humans agree that it is morally wrong to make other creatures suffer. Eating meat, or diary, definitely leads to animal suffering (it actual leads to human suffering too).

Fun fact: the plantation owners in the southern states of the USA used this argument to defend slavery.

My aunt Gisela promised to bring me into touch with my father. In reality, she simply darkened the room and, with a lowered voice, gave a bad imitation of my deceased dad. That’s one medium I could do without.