Comedian. Scientist. Satirist.

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Cake day: February 5th, 2025

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  • It’s the same false reality bubble that got Putin to think he could take Ukraine in 3 days, Same one that made Britain dipshits think Brexit was going to be a golden age and it was the opposite, and now Trump and his republican dumbfucks are under the same illusion that rewinding the clock to the late 1800s and trying to force this country to be a christian kingdom of conformity and idiocy will be a good thing long term and not spell the end of this place allowing China to finalize their technological power takeover and become the new pinnacle of influence on the planet. Wouldn’t be surprised if all of these very priceless high level intel all roots from China.






  • I can’t tell if he’s trying to establish a basis for being like “child labor apprenticeship is actually cool and awesome everyone should be doing it” or if hes trying to bait someone in to being like “Why are you towing your kid around everywhere when you’re supposed to be working this is no place for a child etc.” and they’ll try and spin that in to ‘a women shouldn’t be in the workplace if they have children to look after’ or some shit. Can’t decide what the insidious underlying reason could be other than the human shield memes. I suppose it could be all of them at the same time.





  • For one your video game hobby doesn’t involve states subsidizing stadiums to be built moving money from public services and education amongst other things so that a new flashy stadium can be built whenever they decide the old one’s no longer good. It’s so bad it’s even done at high school’s foregoing science and other education programs but will definitely be getting those flashier stadium and sport facilities. It’s morbidly hilarious. It happens across the entire country. And if you’re going to try and say “but it creates jobs” let me just say, lmao, and if you think its an adequate trade check out the recent test score data and reading aptitude nation wide. We are going to have to live amongst these people that can barely read and write eventually. But at least we got that cool stadium that one time.



  • “Doomscrolling” is infinitely more productive. At least then you’re staying up to date and getting information that actually matters about the place you live and the planet you’re on. Ignoring it and calling it “Doomscrolling” is exactly how they’re hoping you’ll react. But whatever you want to do dude if you think memorizing facts about our society and planet is less productive than knowing the history or stats of some sports team where they trade players regularly no amount of conversation will convince you.




  • The NFL and superbowl certainly still plays its role well. Colosseum bread and circus still very much works. Distract, pacify, forget, worry about this other thing that has perceptive stakes you could identify with and back and feel the illusory risk of none real consequences if you align with one of the teams. Lost the political one with the real actual consequences that have more or less destroyed the country you grew up in possibly forever? Maybe a sports victory will help placate you, feel the rush of this victory ignore how you and your family in fact lost it all.