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TACO
Trump Always Chickens Out
“Trump’s back in office you know what that means! PARDONS! For the low, Low, LOW price of $1M + any remaining integrity you might have lying around!”
I swear to god republicans found out Penis Inspection Day wasn’t real and are now making it a thing to save face.
Fuck Israel
As long as I’m not losing fingers for a “Monkey’s Paw” or genie-style “You get your wish but with a twist” kinda thing, take 'em all.
More thought would need to be invested if there was a twist.
At times like this, it’s fun to replace the word “woke” with “communist” and understand the late 1910s better. 100+ years and all their fear mongering did was change out words.
I hope the CEO thinks long and hard about it while he takes his jet to work in the morning. Supercommuting asshole.
When you put it that way maybe he SHOULD take it…
Ever since the New Year I’ve been seeing a lot less Christmas commercials too… Weird how that happens
My friends are going to get so tired of me saying “Can you imagine if Obama tried that?”
Remember when Trump declared himself King of the Jews?
Did he impose actual sanctions or did he just ask really, really nicely?
Edit:
“Pwetty Pweeeeeese?”