Turnp be line I’m here to shit my pants and be a giant baby and I have great news on both of those fronts

Regional slang, not used a ton anymore, basically means “duder” or bro, most often in a dismissive way. A verbal eye-roll.

I made a cat-powered MLEM in a game that has cats in it to prove that those furry bois are pettable

Keep picking bigger and bigger fights, Cochise

Elon started typing “free speech apartheidist” but saw the autocorrect and just went with it

Oh yeah? I’d like to see them parse it when i switch to talking in igpay atinlay

This is bush league shit my buddy Dr Snake came up with this idea like 12 years ago after an enormous bong rip

It will all come down to whom has the harm-causin’est truckers

Never ask an Aussie about the war on emus and never ask an United Statesian about algae or some shit

Well stop making explosive so recyclable then, fuck

The rest of em voted yes b/c they prefer the real stuff

Damn just when they won so many hearts and minds

I’m beginning to think they don’t actually have anyone on the inside at any businesses

It seems trivially easy to make a robot that worships the lord and unlocks blessings, sends prayers when those are needed (& regular folks are too busy) has anyone tried this?

That rocket gave her a Betty Rubble makeover