They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”

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    China: “We haven’t met yet”

    China: <backchannels talks so they all get on the same page"

    Trump: “China lies, we met this morning when they backchanneled their plans to replace the USD with me and I think it’s a fine idea.”