• sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    I have two superpowers:

    Mosquitoes don’t find me delicious. When everyone else is getting hammered, they generally leave me alone. When I do get bit, the bites barely swell and they don’t usually itch.

    Rock star parking- Anywhere I go, I always check out immediately in front of the place I need to be. There’s almost always an empty spot, and if there isn’t there’s someone just leaving that I pull into. I dunno how that helps me fight crime, but it sure would be useful if I were a bank heist getaway driver.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I am not very desired by mosquitoes as well. I am bit if there are no other options, but I have no problems if others are with me.