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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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The U.S. government has banned American government personnel in China, as well as family members and contractors with security clearances, from any romantic or sexual relationships with Chinese citizens.
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  • Delphia@lemmy.world
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    If you’re a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.

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      So you’re saying I need to find a government job in a non allied country

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        And hang out in brothels and preferably have an addiction. Either to gambling or sex. Those make the honey pot much easier

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      What if they want to touch my honeypot, is that a dingle?

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        When the bear wants your money, like a big pot of honey, that’s a-dingle

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      Which can be turned to your advantage if you’re aware of it. “Oh man [insert weird deviant fetish] drives me crazy, sometimes I just start spilling state secrets”

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      The honeypot probably has access to their Tiktok algorithm and “coincidently” likes all the same things.

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      Same goes for “allied” countries. Since Snowden revealed how the US spied on their “allies” even in the most hideous ways, it should be clear that “allies” dont exist in spycraft.

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      Find someone who looks at you like the foreign adversary honeypot do

    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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      Government workers in other countries work there for years. This is bigger than meet-ups.

    • m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
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      honeydick

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I like honey?

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Found Winnie the Pooh!

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      deleted by creator

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      Because every citizen knows gov officials

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      ‘but she said she was taiwanese!’

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      As a non government worker who is in a non allied country, I can tell you that lots if people want to touch my dingle. None of them are honeypots because I ain’t got nothing for them.

      Well, besides a dingle that’s statistically much larger than the locals. Many women like that…

      No, its not always a honeypot for government workers either.

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    US government declares Chinese women to be too hot.

    • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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      Red hot.

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      The qipao is definitely in the running for hottest traditional dress.

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    that’s just going to make the forbidden hot sexy sex hotter 🫦

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    This has got to be for one person in particular. I wonder who they are and what they did for him to think they deserved this?

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      Chad in Diplomatic HR has been cleaning up.

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    There actually is a legit reason for this. Compromising material on diplomats, soldiers, and their staff are easily acquired this way. For example, creating a secret recording of the the encounter, which then can be used to pressure the target to work for the other side. The Russians love this stuff, I just can’t remember the exact word they use for it. Compromat or something like that. Compromising material.

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      Though ironically, this will make it easier for Chinese to blackmail those who get lonely and have relations anyways, since the relations themselves could be used to threaten jobs, rather than needing some extra step to make it scandalous.

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      Kompromat / компромат

      and, yes, the Chinese government has used similar methods.

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        And the same can be said for all spy agencies.

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    But playing world of tanks is still ok right?

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      Butt playing is always alright

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      What’s lemmy.ml have to do with this?

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    Borat 2 - Rudy Giuliani scenes full HD https://youtu.be/8tFUaKXdH-0

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      I don’t get how things like this don’t get more attention… This whole thing was insane, but it literally did nothing to his career

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        ::Gestures broadly to his entire cohort::

        You really expect the party of pro sexual pædophilia and rape to punish someone for something they all do?

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    You are required to have a relationship with a Russian Citizen instead

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    Shi Pei Pu anyone?

    Shi Pei Pu

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      20 year sexual relationship and the dude never figured the woman she had the affair with was actually a dude. Lmao.

      In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.

      One hell of a tuck job

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      the masterofroflness video on this was insane to watch lol

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    Well, yeah… you can’t be an incel if you’re romantically involved with a local soulmate. And you can’t be loyal to these shitheels if you’re not an incel.

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    That’s going to put a real crimp in the dating pool…

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