• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    You, a 30 year old: “I screwed up my back doing some insane yoga bullshit.”

    Me, a 40 year old: “Hold my pepcid, I’m going to simply roll out of bed wrong.”

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      Look at this guy, with a healthy enough mental status to even WANT to get out of bed.

      I keep hoping that my apartment will be flooded, and I’ll drown in my sleep.

      Then I remember I’m on the 5th floor.