• Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Jesus and Satan talking about Baron.

    Satan: His souls is mine, I will roast him for a millennia before I have him drawn and quartered to be devoured by my demons.

    Jesus: Wait, who are we talking about again. Baron!? Oh hell no we don’t want him you can have his ass.

    Satan: Oh shit I thought we were talking about someone else. I don’t want that little shit either.