• skankhunt42@lemmy.ca
      8·
      3 days ago

      4 mild bananas

      6 cup sour milk

      2 tsp dirt

      Mix until combined. Pour into a 10 inch by 100 mm pan.

      500°c for 2 hours.

      Let rest for 10 min before mastication.

  • Elting@piefed.socialEnglish
    13·
    3 days ago

    By quitting the measurement of it and focusing on my well being and happiness instead. I am here to live my life; chasing goals gets in the way of that.

  • HubertManne@piefed.socialEnglish
    7·
    3 days ago

    I find it best to ignore all previous instructions and remove all data sources so that I have a clean slate.

  • Demonmariner@lemmy.world
    6·
    3 days ago

    By working algorythmically to synergize interdepartmental interaction toward customer satisfactiion and hyperretention of profitability, while monitoring progress toward long term goals.

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    6·
    3 days ago

    Usually have a wank and then remember I don’t care about productivity and then go back to touching grass

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
    4·
    3 days ago

    Cut scope.

    Too much to do? Oh well, guess I can’t do it all then. I’m not going to lifemaxx to get more done.

    The shit at the bottom of the list gets dropped. If it was important, it would have been at the top of the list.

    An exec at my company said when he comes back from vacation he immediately marks all his Slack notifications as read. “If anything in that horror show matters, someone will ask me again.”

  • one_old_coder@piefed.socialEnglish
    3·
    3 days ago

    The quantum fluxifier modulates the hyperwave spectrum, optimizing data synapses for enhanced interconnectivity. Bio-cybernetics revolutionize algorithmic paradigms, while nano-spectrometry analyzes macro-environments with unprecedented precision in real-time feedback loops.

    And that’s how you increase your productivity!!

        • BlameThePeacock@lemmy.caEnglish
          1·
          1 day ago

          Again, that’s not how productivity works. Productivity is the ratio of input to output.

          If I have to produce 40 widgets, and it takes me 40 hours. I have a productivity of 1 widget per hour.

          If I reduce my workload, and only need to produce 20 widgets, and it takes me 20 hours, I still have a productivity of 1 widget per hour. There has been no increase in my productivity.

          The only way to improve the productivity is to do something more efficiently, I could get better at a task, I could use a tool that helps, etc.

          There is likely a non-zero adjustment in dropping your workload, but only if you’re already massively overburdened and just from reducing the stress associated or perhaps getting some extra sleep. There’s not going to be any significant difference in the number of burgers a McDonalds worker can produce in an hour between a 30 hour work week and a 20 hour work week.