

On the plus side, some have been captured and are now prisoners of war. It’s a significant quality-of-life improvement.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
On the plus side, some have been captured and are now prisoners of war. It’s a significant quality-of-life improvement.
That’s just the astronaut training feature, not sure why he’s complaining.
Chinese hackers do Chinese hacker things, news at 11.
Step 1: Don’t do war crimes.
Send a bill to the governing body of the country where it’s registered and add on a hefty service charge to cover labor/materials/cleanup.
…summon a proper military vessel…
Like a missile.
…Some men collect pervy plastic dolls, some collect holes.
Redundant.
Could be the start of the plot for a romantic comedy brought to you by NK’s propaganda films department. Divorcing couple sign the papers, get carted off to a labor camp and learn to love the state – and each other (but mostly the state) – all over again.
It would be wrong for me to mention that Muhammed married a 6-year-old when he was in his early fifties and, if recorded accounts are to be believed, started having sex with her when she was 9.
Arson, murder and jaywalking.
Removed by mod
Doesn’t matter, had
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Long-shot 2025-2029 bingo card square: Canada joins the CSTO, USA rolls over the border, Russians rush in, WWIII and nuclear armageddon with a delicious maple flavor. I’d read that book, anyway, but hope it’s fiction rather than history in a decade or so.
I think this simulation is bugged, it keeps repeating the same news story template for the religion topic but with different locations, names and years.
I’ll write a new comment if they ever get a new story. Still haven’t found the bug report feature.
Andrei, you’ve lost another submarine?
Great, now it’s time to watch the video.
Both sides both sides both sides both sides bo…
You got it, buddy.
…suspended for two years, …
With a reinforced harness and pulley system to accommodate his weight, hopefully.
Soaking in their precious bodily fluids while denying them his essence.