Punchbowl News reports that the former Senate majority leader, who is retiring after his current term ends in January, lost consciousness at his Washington, D.C., home at 8:36 a.m. on June 14, before a dispatcher sent over an Advanced Life Support ambulance. Journalist Desiree Townsend posted a recording of the call from the emergency dispatcher Tuesday afternoon to X.
Don’t party, he’s still alive, and an absolute disgrace to turtles.
Aww… welp keeping the champagne on standby.
Correct, I still have to find his final phylactery and destroy it, this happened right after I got to the penultimate
Hopefully he’s in pain
I wouldn’t wish pain on anybody. It’s a good thing he’s a nobody.
We can celebrate the fact he’s abstaining from voting.