Idk there’s a pun there somewhere in my title.
Until he gets the munchies.
“Why do all that work to tear down their house and stuff when you can just go to the store and get a can of tactical bacon?”
TIL “bacon in a can” is a thing that exists.
Is it called bacan?
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The reason the wolf wants them is because he’s starving.
also I have met a couple dudes who get more violent on it.
like every time or just one time? because i have eaten a meal that was so delicious i was angry i couldn’t eat it every day. it was weird. i needed some tea to come down. it offended me it was so tasty. it might have just been the strain of weed i smoked before the meal i don’t know.
like sometimes your senses just fuck with you, you know?
Often.
And they’re the kind of person that swears they can quit whenever they want.
i’ll just say that people who use medically responsibly and people who use recreationally with alarming patterns get lumped in together a lot because even trained professionals can’t tell us apart. it’s a new area with a lot of practitioners who are stuck with 1800s and racist mentalities.
A small kid in my workplace has a Smurfina plushie and the whites of her eyes are actually light pink. She looks totally stoned and I always have to check myself to not say that out loud.
So yeah, that wolf made me think of that.
