I get hella stoned and watch Foodfight! at least once a year. It’s my “favorite” movie.
Everything about it, from the implied beastiality between Charlie Sheen and Hillary Duff, to the weird gay bat, to the shitweasel
is a masterclass in what not to do in a movie. It transcends badness and becomes something sublime. The entire plot is about how store brands/generics are Nazis, and one of the Nazis absolutely chews the scenery in a way that makes Brian Blessed look reserved.


Either Master of Disguise (1/100 on RT) or Joe Dirt (9/100 on RT)
Turtle! Turtle!
Kid Rock acting as the only character he’s ever been.
Dirte’
Quit tryin’ to church it up, Dirt!
Master of disguise left me in physical pain. Not from laughter. Just from how bad it is. And I like bad movies.