It’s hilarious that people think I’m some kind of problem solver for all of their random issues they send over. I’ve even told them when they send me their errors - I literally copy and paste it into google (and now bing b/c google is becoming cluttered with garbage). Some of them just can’t wrap their head around just googling the error code or error string.

Maybe the one thing we can do is filter out the irrelevant answers, and choose the correct/closest solution, that way they don’t have to wade into the mess

I’m defintely not 3 ducks in a trench coat

There’s the R360 Neptune which was originally a Soviet era anti-ship missle. Ukraine has since turned it into a land attack weapon. At this point I’m fairly confident Ukrainians could find a way to weaponize a rotten tomato if they had a large enough stockpile