I think that one’s actually saying, “Slava Ukraini!”

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The entire country of the United States - 300 million people - are cut off from enjoying Kinder Surprise. Are you equally outraged about that?

I’m not the person you’re responding to and I don’t care about twitter but

YES! If I want to choke on a toy hidden inside a chocolate egg then THAT SHOULD BE MY RIGHT!!!

Hmm…one we can blame on the people, the other seems to be the fault of the government. I wonder which it could be!!

Ohh so THAT’S what all those “I identify as an attack helicopter” people were talking about!

But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!

That’s coconut water. Coconut milk is made of processed meat!

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