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Hear that noise? That’s the sound of organized criminal smuggling gangs celebrating being given their new market.

Would that be the antiquated new digital system to stop trains? Or the antiquated leaves on the line? Or the antiquated steep incline at the location of the crash? Maybe we’ll wait for the RAIB investigation report rather than your wild guess.

“no Tories left”? Surely Starmer’s got plenty of them?

What the fuck is he complaining about? He’s got exactly what he wanted.

Nothing new if so, the UK has a long record of supplying arms to dodgy regimes which then comes back on UK nationals.

“I never thought that I would be 
Fighting fascists in the Southern Sea 
I saw one today and in his hand 
Was a weapon that was made in Birmingham”

_Island of No Return, Billy Bragg, 1983

The UK government set a target for numbers of smart meters to be installed. It didn’t say that they needed to be working as smart meters. Nobody should be surprised by this.

Prelude to declaring a state of emergency and cancelling the general election.

I’m sure people in Gaza will be absolutely thrilled 🙄

We should be fine, after all since Brexit we’ve plenty of happy contented British fish, right?

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Yeah, probably right then.

That noise you can hear in the background is organised crime celebrating. Again.

Have you been listening to The Goons again? 😀

The “little buckets of milk” are known in the trade as jiggers. My brother was in the hotel trade and I got a wholesale box which I used when running mobile training courses at work, very handy for carrying from site to site in the back of a van with teabags, coffee etc for the trainees. The UHT (Utterly Horrible Taste) milk does have a long life but as I discovered not an infinite one resulting in having to send a runner to the local shop one morning 😀

Bedrooms were usually a lot colder during the heyday of the Teasmade ☺️

It’s there a simple way of doing that?

It’s been up and down like a new bride’s nightie. I’ve opened a lemmy.world account in preparation for a possible feddit.uk collapse.

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Or would be if it was called that and not Penistone & Stocksbridge ☺️

“Ofcom also states that sites must not provide information about or links to Virtual Private Network (VPN) providers.” That’s every other YouTuber fucked then.