Yes, yes, it’s all a product. We get it.
Is this what happens when the education budget is gutted? “Revelatory” notions that’d otherwise never make it past their split-moment of conception (ie. “hunh”), now get added to the cultural slop running underfoot? Picking through shite looking for gems, y’all are covered in it and no closer to sparkling clarity. Give us a smile for the cameras, piglet.
For serious. These guys couldn’t seize an elephant, pfft.
Oh, wait. Is this implying that being seized by this particular squad affects the elephant’s weight?
I mean, I knew money is dirty, but damn.
Another such wise man once told me that prefacing a joke with “Oh, man, this is hilarious” is not unlike telling people you’re a sexual teeranna’soris. 🤌🏽
I’ll believe him when he’s windmilling his pitiful pud and frothing at the mouth. Maybe. 🖕🏼
Adam Conover? “Funny”? ^Thafuq ^are ^you ^on?
An easier explanation is [sic] someone’s incompetence that they either didn’t think… or didn’t know how…
Did you miss the part where they’re clearly posting from the department of redundancy department? 🤪
To put a finer point on it: OG Quicksilver (don’t even get me started on the historic Marvel v DC handjobbery) ended up so “super powered” that his inborn celerity transcended the very laws of physics — having little to no frictional effect on the reality he was moving through. Thus, much like Jean Grey, Magneto, Legion, and a few others, his powers were not only beyond “super”, but recognized as equal parts boon and curse to the entire species. Thanks, 90s.
Fraud: not just for politicians! Whee.
“Dontchu go gettin’ no ideas, neither, son. Your mess belongs on your side o’ dat de’r fence. Now, goan — git.”
Borrowed? Heh. Nicked whole-cloth, more like: General Hux, addressing troops arranged in the “Nuremberg” pattern; the battle of Mimban = WWI Western front, in space; stormtroopers in Stirnpanzer; Soontir Fel = Red Baron — to say nothing of Baron Valen Rudor, and Vault Skerris; etc.
Hell, if you’d like a fun rabbit hole, look into the Twi’leks’ Ryloth liberation as French Revolution, OG Sith as ancient Egypt/Aztec civs, Empire expansionism as HRE/Spain/US, etc. 🤓
The man’s not known for ingenuity. Then again, neither is GRRM. 🤷🏽♂️
Your logical fallacy is showing. 🤫
Phew, it’s a good thing they’re not actors with an entire team of pro editors, etc. Otherwise, how would we know this can’t possibly be a low-key ad?
Oh.
Well, now I really have to play it!
Hot damn!
TBF, even in Dungeons & Dragons, there’s an ironic deficit of actual dungeons. Abattoirs, oubliettes, catacombs, sewers, and even a largely unmapped cavernous subterranean realm? Checkity check check, check. Dungeons? A handful at best in nearly half a century of content production. 🤷🏽♂️ (It’s almost like the racist, sexist, insular founding members were a loose group of multi-flavored trogs, give or take. 🤪)
Let’s not argue in bad faith. The corpo rhetoric section I referred to is clearly not that statement, and said statement doesn’t change the fact that the former is still bullshit that doesn’t help any of us with its hyperbolic broad brush.
Oh, wow! That looks super awesome! I love the art already, and the concept is just tilted enough to be intriguing without being wacky. I gotta say, I’m curious how that would mesh with some elements of DIE thrown in there… 🤩🤘🏽
Fun, but where’s the frenetic passion? 🤷🏽♂️