To be fair, he couldn’t have used the app since he was recording the incident for social media clout. So much more important.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

I will now every time I see an article about people this old, post this article: https://theconversation.com/the-data-on-extreme-human-ageing-is-rotten-from-the-inside-out-ig-nobel-winner-saul-justin-newman-239023

Regions where people most often reach 100-110 years old are the ones where there’s the most pressure to commit pension fraud, and they also have the worst records.

Well. She can be gay too.