Imagine not having the entirety of Ukraine memorized by this point

Why am I not surprised?

He’s a big guy

And I think that Club Penguin’s block on news is keeping word from getting out

There was a moon in the way

Oh I see, definitely

Mujdei?

It sounds tasty, I’m jealous

There wasn’t any need to rush to get Buttigieg elected in the 2020 election, he’s going to be around for decades

Politics, the party in charge decided that the best response was to pretend the problem didn’t exist and maybe it’ll go away. Wearing a mask is a very public sign that there is a problem.

"Like a viper slithering around its prey, the CCP [Chinese Communist party] is coiling around Solomon Islands in hopes of tightening their grip on the Indo-Pacific region,” Dunn said.

First impression is that the quote is unnecessarily dramatic.

Second is that no, I think politicians should use dramatic comparisons like that, it’s fun.

Third was “Wait, vipers use venom to hunt, not constriction”

“Americans” as in “Agents of the American government”, not as in “American citizens”

Just English being weird as per usual

That would, unfortunately, be abduction.

In this case, I’m pro abduction, let’s do that

Low effort comment: He looks like an evil Beatles member

Denazification.

Vague

Demilitarization.

Vague

No application to NATO.

Ukraine made that deal when they gave up nukes, Here’s Russia invading anyways

Independence for Luhansk and Donetsk.

No comment, shit’s too complex

Recognition of Crimea as Russian territory.

“Just concede the most valuable part of your country as a gesture of good faith”

Shit, if all you have to do is park a fleet at a region and it’s yours, I have been playing paradox games wrong this entire time

Russia has been using cluster munitions the entire war, and their bomblets have a 40% failure rate. US-made ones have a >3% failure rate. Point your criticism where it belongs

“Hypersonic”

Keep telling yourself that, Russia

American spy plane crew is too cowardly to handle a Chinese jet flying too close to them.

Uh yeah, pilots are famously shy and generally don’t like it when other planes fly near them without asking

I’m liking the camo on that amphibious assault craft

Thanks for the well-reasoned and nuanced take