I’m just surprised it’s such a short list. I expect it’ll be much longer by the summer.

Demi Moore was pretty good in The Substance. Have you guys seen that movie yet?

We’re about 2 weeks away from Trump releasing an executive order declaring that Greenland, not Iceland, were actually the bad guys in Mighty Ducks 2.

The greatest movie of all time.

Wow that writing is a spot on Rod Serling impression.

Or to put it more accurately:

“Schumer postpones book tour because nobody’s going to show up to give his duplicitous ass the fawning attention he demands.”

Edit: Some of you seem to have reading comprehension problems.

Good.

Well, I can’t say this is surprising. Phil McGraw has built a massive fortune by exploiting the misery and mental health issues of others with his folksy pop-psychology grift.