And you better not do it again - or else!

Well you were right. That definitely rubs the wrong way lol.

Thank you!

If you don’t like that, you’re really not going to like what they call downvotes …

Don’t leave us hanging like that!

My photoshop skills are pretty amateur, so feel free to take the idea and make something that actually looks decent! …but yeah the image popped into my head and it had to happen xD

Harris says she won’t stop arming Israel

If she wants Trump to win, just say that.

Jfc.

Every time I read a warning from Russia, my brain fills in the space between sentences with a sitcom laugh track.

…and step 2 is up to Ukraine.

Anyway what’s the latest on the long range missile limitations?

What game does sex scenes? Usually it just fades to black

Witcher III is the only one I can think of off the top of my head. I vaguely recall Fable 1 doing the fade-to-black thing, but then staying black and playing out some cliche moaning, which is kind of the same thing from the voice actors’s perspective.

Whole category of dating sims and basically soft-core-porn games, which I’m sure have a high demand for acting out these kinda of scenes.

“I love my unborn children far too much to bring them into this dumpster fire of a society.”

My parents were pestering the wife and I about when we’re going to give them grandbabies. Hit em with that line a few years ago, and they haven’t brought it up since.

The idea of having a kid in today’s world just seems cruel.

But also, even if a human were to grow a third booby, it would probably be above or below one of the normal boobies, along a vertical line called the “milk line.”

If anyone’s curious, this is called “polythelia” or “supernumerary nipple” (SFW - seriously). Per the wiki, it’s WAY more common than you’d probably expect, but they tend to go underreported bc people think they’re just a mole.

Same page. There are other reasons, but cooking the kid alive is the #1 deterrent.

Same thoughts on adoption too. Can’t afford a kid either way right now, but if and when we’re able and willing, adoption is the way.

Climate collapse is largest factor in my / wife’s decision not to have kids. We’ve always had the understanding that by the time we’re old and crusty, shit will be bad enough to be uncomfortable, but that’s kinda it; it’s the generations after us that are really fucked. This shit is accelerating faster than expected. Kinda thinking we were wrong about shit becoming ‘only uncomfortable’ in our lifetime.

Definitely happy about our decision not to have kids… every time a friend or family member cranks one out, I can’t help but feel sorry for the little bastard. Shy of several miracle-tier scientific breakthroughs like RIGHT NOW, those babies are in for some serious strife.

We really ought to just respond to all of Putin’s bullshit warnings with that exact same warning, but about staying in Ukraine.

“By remaining in Ukraine, Russia risks triggering a cold war-style missile crisis!”

“If Russian forces stay in Ukraine, there will be dire consequences!”

Etc.

Feed him his own word salad and don’t put any more thought into it.

We can. But we won’t. Murican politics will be riding this death spiral all the way into its grave.

Even if he goes full and permanent vegetable, he’s still not Trump. Top priority is stopping Orange Hitler from taking control again, so please for the love of human rights, vote for whoever has the the best shot at beating him - if that’s Biden, cool. If it’s Harris, cool. If it’s a literal ham sandwich, fucking fine - all three are orders of magnitude more qualified to do the job then Trump.

The only world leader with footage of him playing piano with his penis on stage in front of a live audience.

This man is a fucking legend.

Speaking to Ardin over Zoom in Stockholm…

That place does seem to have a certain effect on people.

We need an IRL batman. Or some Boondock Saints.