I’ve been using 5 different apps trying to find my favourite and I like Jerboa the most, until yesterday when I found Sync.

Sporting events

That 4 tons is all accounted for sir

On a Friday

A few roads I drive on frequently look like they were made in 410 CE

It was Orlando Anderson and he’s been dead a long time

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

Mine is stoned

Previously inhospitable land could become more accessible

I’m all good now, thank you :)

Had today booked off work for no reason in particular so I thought it would be good idea to have a “few” pints in the pub last night, it wasn’t a good idea and I’ve spent all day feeling like shit and wasted the day off

I won the players player of the year trophy for my under 15s football team in the mid 90’s. We were rubbish and only won 2 games that season but it was nice having all my mates vote for me.