Wait till we tell you about our crescent rolls.

Out of curiosity, what is the dirt-cheap meal of choice in the UK if it’s not Ramen?

Where do you live? I’ve never seen that enforced in the US.

Anyways, that’s enough about your Mother-in-law.

Under any other circumstance, an excellent set up to a Paris joke; but they’re right.

A fuckwad even.

“So when does the ride start?”

“This is the ride!”

:(

:D

BFWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The ice cream isn’t ice cream.

Lock your doors.

There’s a good chance his legacy will be even more dangerous.

It’s so good to be home T_T

Remember kids, if you see someone stealing food,

No you didn’t.

Don’t worry, you will.

Was already considering running Linux on my next machine. That just made it a definite. Is Mintos still the best choice for an everyday desktop?

Ferret-bird.

“Google, thanks for inviting us all to the launch of perspectives! What are your goals with this new platform?”

“Perspectives? Perspectives on what? Who are you people? how did you get in here? Would you like to hear more about our new weekly meat-delivery service?”

“oh. . . . Uhm, sure. . . . Where is your product sourced from?”

“where is what sourced from?”

Prior to Podcast Addict I used Spotify for my podcasts. So, for me at least, it’s been a big improvement; though I’ll concede that’s a low bar to clear.

Couldn’t agree more.

I used to pay for a reddit gold to support the site because Ai (naively) beloved it was a worthwhile investment in a website that connected disparate, niche communities and served as a repository of knowledge.

Don’t I look like an idiot now. Fuck u/spez

Is it though? Is the pressure at that depths enough to kill you instantly, or are you just slowly crushed to death in the dark? In either case, it’s not a pretty way to go…