I’d make them pet my dog and talk to my mom.

They already can with effort. No reason not to add it.

Picture of him.

DON’T MISS

Killing one person is understandable. Once you get to two there’s a pattern.

Just offer the junkies more than the plasma place.

Nobody called. It was seen on CCTV. So someone saw him playing with his lil’ master sword and decided to fuck him.

Sometimes, when I’m not careful, I end up with stupid, dangerous UK-legal pocket knives so I’m always going to be critical of your auth bullshit.

The people that set us on this path moved on long ago.

I’d probably trust Hamas numbers over the UN myself.

You made the right choice.

Yeah, it’s kinda nuts what we dealt with and/or loved.

My most awkward was a bro named Bronson. He made a joke anti-cuban song. He passed way too early. The Cuban bro that spawned the song was the person who told me about 9/11. “We’re under attack”

Fuck it all.

In my mid IRC days I met Suzeran. She was fantastic. Ostensibly a man, but he identified as a young woman. Others in our group were furries or (why the fuck is furry a real word) whatever for the time. Dunno, but our old internet culture was about people, not politics.

I did my best, but we were poor.

I think it’ll be skewed based on reasons people are here.

Old fucker. Your lot taught me an absurd amount of shit on IRC.

I’m 41.

Almost all of you hate me. I’m like second or third against the wall.

I had a really fantastic dentist. Spent some time kinda homeless/broken and now I have no clue where she went.

You don’t have to support them to value the lives of innocent children. They may not value their babies, but we can.

They don’t make the engines.

Too bad he went with Rick. Dick Slayman is a badass name.

Drop him in Papua New Guinea?