Thank you for responding. He is my husband and I’m a school principal. I never get pitty for him.

My SO is in a non air prison. He tried cleaning a dirty screen because it was so dirty no came through. It didn’t work.

The Michigan one. Made me laff.

I put the bag by the front door. I tripped over it for weeks.

That, my friend, was hilarious.

Those also describe the state of Florida and Texas.