Forbes always has misleading, anti-Apple click bait.

When it comes to Apple-related topics, I never click on Forbes articles. Their coverage is inherently misleading, but that strategy must be generating click-through revenue. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

That thumbnail looks like a really well-modded FallOut 4.

• Suddenly makes a game of “tag” way more high-stakes—and FUN!

• Don’t have to feel guilty about boiling your lobsters alive.

• Ticks and mosquitoes? Never an issue.

I’ll admit it makes petting zoos a tragic affair, but what the hell good is “smelling” ants?

Worst.

X-Men mutation.

Ever.

I bet that will be his playbook if Joe Biden retains the White House.

If Trump returns to the White House, Putin will get a punch card for every NATO state he annexes—for every sixth country he conquers, he’ll get a genocide “free-pass”.

The “interview” is just cover.

My bet is Putin is vetting Tucker Carlson for Trump’s running mate.

Once Tucker kisses the ring, and likely commits a crime (or other misdeeds) on Putin’s orders (to serve as puppet-string kompromat for Putin’s plans), Putin will give the blessing for Trump to announce Tucker Carlson as his VP running mate.

Then, just imagine a 2028 Presidential bid from Tucker (win or lose in ‘24)…

I think the Mission Impossible franchise is going in a strange direction.

Larry Bird???

♫ Dun dun dada Dun dun dada Dun dun ♫

Clearly, all those brand new Mercedes-Benz drivers are regretting not opting for the used 2008 Hyundai Santa Fe they could have had. Live and learn…

In the cropped version of the headline photo, I definitely missed something…

As an environmentalist, I’m so relieved they are not simply going to waste.

Manufacture date 10/96?