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You keep saying this, are you having a stroke?

Yuck dude

There’s a non-zero chance we have already built them

Thanks bc I was stuck on Tic Tac Toe

It doesn’t buy poverty, either

If they don’t have a casus belli to be in Ukraine in the first place it’s hard to see how they could bitch about this

Weapons optional

The specific complaint was “gross corpospeak”. Let’s go ahead and use your explanation of the situation instead of mine, as it is indeed more accurate: how would you disseminate this change to your customers in a way that’s not “gross corpospeak”?

Winnie vs Pooh

How would you prefer they say it? Unless you mean to say they’re not within their rights to stop giving away a product?

Iran backed group attacks American troops in Jordan.

Literally news in three countries

Oh no not SCIENCE

THEY HURT SCIENCE YOU GUYS 😭

Planting seeds in Mennipus, v nice

but I did spot a chink in the fediverse

Bruh what

Los Viagras? Seriously? That’s the best cartel name they could come up with?

Well, you said “pretending they have value” and while the value isn’t what we want it’s still real enough

This i tell ya, brother

Existence is scary and we grab on to things that make us feel better.