Outstanding!

I really like the part about thanking your previous manager.

I figured he had a balcony in his future …

He did. He enjoyed giving the order to shove feeding tubes up assholes. I can provide a link from Harpers.

He is shit with legs.

Will repeat a point I made in another comment.

Bernie Madoff did end up in jail. But it wasn’t the large amount of stolen money.

It was because he made the mistake of robbing other rich assholes.

It seems like a particularly neanderthal legal development.

I’d be more interested in protesting the fact that it’s now legal to grope women in Italy.

The landmark decision involved a school janitor who jammed his hand into a 17 year old girl’s panties.

Pick the hill you want to die on.