“I’m sure they’ll be fine for a bit without me, this trip only took me about 2000-ish years.”

That’s fucking sick (positive)

All my friend’s parents smoked when I was younger, but mine didn’t so I always associated the smell of cigarettes with meeting my friends. I absolutely hate the smell today, but I still get a flash of nostalgia when I smell cigarette smoke.

My highschool used Ubuntu exclusively back in 2010

I was 28 before my mom told me I’ve had a lazy eye since I was a teen.

I second this.

I can stop hiccups at will. Whenever I get a hiccup, I just stop.

I thought everyone could do this and always wondered why people complained about having to pop their ears

It stands for Mark

Roasted corn with mashed potatoes