I’m not well educated on it, but I think circumcision is falling out of favor in the USA to some extent.

Uncut. Fuck lawns. Back in 2020 or so I jokingly asked my housemate if he wanted a yard or an orchard when he was bringing in more fruit bushes, and we realized it was a serious question and the answer was resoundingly “orchard”.

And for the bait, still uncut. I’ve got the cock nature intended for me and I like it that way. Every once in a while I’ll get smacked or scraped in a way that makes the circumcised guys wince, but it doesn’t hurt me at all. Imagine wanting your most sensitive spot exposed to suffer for every scrape, lol

Nope. Maybe a real genius dog could notice you said boy instead of girl, but I don’t think they’d really understand the context well enough to get it like a human does.

Yeah, definitely. Women who love guys like that are more common than people think. I know a bunch. I married one. Stay upbeat and financially self-sufficient and you can find someone who’s right for you. The idea that you have to be a tough guy to get dates has evolved from a misconception to a fucking psyops.

By the way, as a bi guy, I have never considered a man “adorable” or “a sweetheart” unless I thought I’d enjoy dating him. I must presume that women are often the same way.

Do you think you provide housing? Here’s a list of common signs:

If someone stole all your tools, you’d kill them, and you don’t think that’s weird.

Unhealthy relationship with caffeine (bonus points for other substances too)

At least one fucked-up bone or joint

There’s some Liquid Nails or silicone caulk stuck in your favorite work shirt

Your hearing isn’t as good as it used to be

Regular porta-shitter use

If two or more of these fit your lifestyle, you may be a provider of housing.

If it’s from current events in America, I had the same problem til I started going to protests. Otherwise, meditation and/or some basic meds might do the trick.

You might find something like that in the Wheel of Time books. It’s been a long time since I read them, but there’s a lot of very strong women in those books and only a few of them have a hard time being gentle and compassionate when the situation allows.

Same as OP. Yarvinists must rot, but there I go using their stuff again anyway.

Steak and cheese sub. Yeah, you can get one in a lot of places, but I haven’t had a good one outside of New England.