The Assman

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

That’s the exchange rate

Survival speaks louder. Ukraine doesn’t exist without the US.

I don’t know what his actual conduct at the conference was

Admit you have no idea what you’re talking about earlier next time

I just assume they’re all 13 and haven’t taken the class yet

You’re a printer, harry

They ought to be comparing Israel to Japan 80 years ago

Where does murdering and dismembering a journalist fall on the human rights scale?

“humanity’s future in balance” and “humanity’s future hangs in the balance” don’t mean the same thing

You could have a promising career in finance

I mean… the effect is the same. The buildings didn’t explode themselves.

+1

Worked for me multiple times

Asylum seekers? You mean like insane asylums? Like the kind they have the great Hannibal Lecter in? That’s terrible.

The whole argument for legalizing weed was that it would cripple the cartels

The whole argument, or the part of the argument that you are able to argue against? In my opinion the “whole argument” is that getting caught with relatively harmless plant matter shouldn’t ruin your entire life.

In all fairness I don’t think anyone expected Ukraine to put up the fight they have

Soylent explosives

Many pharmaceuticals origate as natural remedies. You think they just came up with synthetic drugs out of thin air?

Ukraine can’t bomb the nation actively invading them but Israel can attack all of its neighbors

Keep rattling that saber and it’ll fall apart

Weird ass analogy there 🧐